When was the last time you checked your junk email? In 2017, it seemed like the titles of my junk mail have gone way to far. Let's check out some of my favorite junk mail subjects:
Would you like to grow your baby penis in 8 weeks?
Sexy Russian women willing to give head for American citizenship.
Are you tired of the chin under your chin making it hard to look down?
Do you have an elder in your life, who you want out your life?
Are you feeling unfulfilled flipping burgers everyday? Start a mouth warming career as a fluffer.
Click now to receive free foot powder at Walmart.
LAUGH 10/18/2015 12:01 am ET
Top Junk Mail of 2017
By Michael Higgins Jr.